Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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