So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
no you cant smoke seaweed
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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