Porn is love you can see.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
This couple is walking their pig around campus
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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