Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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