I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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