Dual....:-)
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
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...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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