Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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