Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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