just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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