In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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