their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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