you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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They also submitted to my demands for pizza
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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