The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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