Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
NoShamevember. You game?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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