"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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