ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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