shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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