I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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