she looked like the before picture.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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