S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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