Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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