Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I'm jealous of your bromance
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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