I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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