so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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