I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Ketchup is God's man juice
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LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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