did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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