she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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