her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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