so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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