I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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