I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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