YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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