how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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