Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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