He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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