She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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