when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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