Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Just puked most of my soul out..
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