Well douche your snatch and let's go!
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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