I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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