last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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