True but thats because hes a fetus.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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