you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i think i have herpe
just one?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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