Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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