Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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