This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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