I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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