oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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