i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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