have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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